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Lotto Puns

A list of puns related to “Lotto”

Because if you win, you get a “lotto” money.

He told me he was hedging his bets.

I’ve been here for a couple months now. My family is in Boston, so I’m 19 hours ahead.

My dad asks for the winning lottery numbers at least once a week.

This might be a bit long? My family isn’t the brightest of individuals.

Sister: My balls are caught in the door!


Sister: The poof balls on my shoes.

One of the many jokes my Dad constantly makes when a waiter/waitress brings the bill:

Waitress/Waiter: “There is the bill can I get you anything else?”

Dad: “How about a winning lotto ticket?”

Awkward laughs all around.

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