The best Michigan pickup lines to send to your crush this V-Day
You’re my Harbae 😉
Oh Valentine’s Day, the most romantic, pink, love-filled day of the year. The Tab Michigan knows that not everyone can express their feelings with words quite right, so we’re here to help.
If you couldn’t win over your Michigan lover, GSI, or tinder match before, don’t worry, these pick-up lines will help you out.
And if you aren’t looking for love today, just remember, Walgreens and CVS will have discounted chocolate tomorrow.
Are we on the Bursley Baits bus? Because I feel really close to you.
Canvas isn’t the only thing going down on you tonight.
Are you espresso royale? Cuz you’re steaming hot.
I may have failed orgo, but we still have chemistry.
Babe, are you the Ugli? Cuz I’ll be in you all night.
Are you the Taco Bell in the League? Because I miss you.
Are you Skeep’s? Because people are lining up to get inside you.
Roses are red, Wolverines say GO BLUE! I hate Ohio State, but I love you.
Are you a Markley cockroach? Cuz I’d let you crawl all over me.
I’d go to North Campus and back just to be with you.
Our connection is stronger than MWireless.
Girl are you in MRun? Cuz you’ve been runnin through my mind allllll day.
Can I buy you a MindProbe? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
You’re hotter than move-in week at Markley.
You’re sweeter than an Insomnia cookie.
I’d split a fishbowl with you.
The best Michigan pickup lines to send to your crush this V-Day You’re my Harbae 😉 Oh Valentine’s Day, the most romantic, pink, love-filled day of the year. The Tab Michigan knows that not
UMich Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Snag You a Date for Valentine’s Day
Ah Valentine’s Day, a day reserved to make you feel even worse about being alone, and for your Mom to send you a card in the mail reminding you she’ll always be your Valentine. Even though we’re sure you had some super awesome Netflix and binge eating planned, we thought we’d lend a hand! If you don’t want to be alone on V-Day for the first time ever, make sure you employ these pickup lines as soon and as often as possible.
8.) “Wanna stay up all night and help me paint the rock… in my pants?”:
If you go to U of M, you gotta paint the rock at least once. But no one ever said which one…
7.) “So how cool is it having Angell Hall named after you?”:
Who doesn’t like being told they look like an angel? She’ll be even more flattered if she knows which side of the building is actually Angell (the least gross part of that god forsaken building).
6.) “I should probably be studying right now, but you’re the only UgLi I wanna spend my time in tonight.”:
Hey you don’t discriminate! As you know, we’re all about diversity, equity, and inclusion here at the University of Michigan, so don’t forget to make the uggos feel special too.
5.) “How do you like your avocado toast in the morning?”:
Bold and forward. But what can we say, bitches love avocados.
4.) “I hope this isn’t too corny, but you look a-maize-ing.”:
*Note: this one’s better typed out, save for Tinder matches.
3.) “Hey, are you on the hockey team? Because you look like you suck dick.”:
Just make sure you’re not talking to a Child of Yost, if you are, slowly back away until they stop screaming obscenities at you.
2.) “You ever been in the Markley wind tunnel? Well, if you think that blows hard…”:
Guys love when girls get right to the point, especially when it involves getting right to their point! So make that first move and put all that practice from Bumble to good use!
1.) “Mark. Schlissel.”:
For this one make sure you’re making direct eye contact, no one can resist the mention of the sexiest man to ever grace this campus. Do this, and prepare for the wildest night of your life.
There you have it Wolverines, 8 of the best pickup lines Umich has to offer. Now all you have to do is get them to work and you’re set for V Day!
Even though we’re sure you had some super awesome Netflix and binge eating planned, we thought we’d lend a hand!