I Got An Empty Fortune Cookie
It could mean two things depending on how you look at it.
I was looking forward to our ritual lunch at the Chinese Buffet near our house yesterday.
It’s not the best food but for a buffet it’s always OK — especially their egg fu young which when hot out of the oven is pretty damn tasty. It’s consistent, especially if you go around 11 a.m when they first bring out the food and it’s at it’s freshest.
So, after the meal, the waitress brought the normal 2 fortune cookies and the bill.
Bob grabbed his cookie and said “I really hate these lately. They must be written by some idiot because they aren’t clever like they used to be! They must be outsourcing these cookies to a foreign country or something now…”
Yea, they used to be more profound.
Does this have some prophetic meaning?
T HE CUP FILLETH OVER VS. THE CUP IS EMPTY.
The Pessimist might interpret this as:
I’m done. I have nothing left in life.
The optimist might interpret it as:
I’ve got everything I need. My life is perfect the way it is. I need nothing added to it.
Hehe. Life is all about perspective.
HAPPY WEEKEND ALL!
I found a few more funny fortune cookie fortunes to share:
It’s not the best food but for a buffet it’s always OK — especially their egg fu young which when hot out of the oven is pretty damn tasty. It’s consistent, especially if you go around 11 a.m when…
What does it mean to open a fortune cookie without fortune?
Moreover, what does it mean if your fortune cookie is empty?
According to Grub Street Boston “empty fortune cookies belong to the lucky”, but according to Wiki Answers “you may have bad luck for the rest of your life”. urbandictionary.com shows “empty fortune cookie” as an adjective: 1) impotent, 2) a failure at life.
One may also ask, what does it mean when you get two fortunes in one cookie? Two Fortunes in Your Fortune Cookie. Opinion #1: The fortunes cancel each other out, and you receive no fortune. Opinion #2: The fortune on top counts. The bottom fortune is discarded.
Similarly one may ask, is it bad luck to open 2 fortune cookies?
You open one fortune cookie, thinking it would be a harmless, string of words, that probably won’t make sense. You start frantically trying to repair your fortune cookie with a glue stick, but it’s too late. Like an atom, when you split your second fortune cookie in half, it causes an explosion.
Is an empty fortune cookie bad luck?
If there is no fortune in a fortune cookie, it is a sign that something good will happen to you soon. (Because fortune–cookie-fairy owes you one fortune.) Source: We created this rule as a solution to one of frequently asked questions.
If there is no fortune in a fortune cookie, it is a sign that something good will happen to you soon. (Because fortune-cookie-fairy owes you one fortune.)